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Sunday, July 02, 2006

This Mo-Fo tagged me...

I'm a newby, and I freaking got tagged. Thanks homie . Love you like the 31st of the month, before my check comes.

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
I was trying real hard not to...but alas it all ended last night.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes. In the back of cab...I let you all come up with your own scenarios

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yeah, someone tried to tickle me to death on a trip to Kings Dominion. That just turned into something else.


Yeah...

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?

Yes...the first time I og'd

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Word. All about the spoon and the reverse spoon. Unless your body temp is too high or you are a damn snorer. Roll away...just roll away.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yeah...learned alot about myself from it though.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
What woman hasn't. I dont know what makes men folk think they are hitting it on the money everytime. Nah, Bro'.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Oh, yeah. It takes the intensity up a great deal. Love to give and recieve the talk.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Foolishly, yes.


10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
What?????

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Yes. That is where the regret lies. Only once and it was THE WORST experience ever.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Hmmm...

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yeah. at first look it was interesting. Tried it again and the flickering of the TV is just annoying.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yes.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Yes. I went into panic almost immediately.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
The one-night stand

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
19

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?

Broderick


19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
If the stars and moons align and we are telling the truth in an inebriated state...most def

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Yeah. Last night was a doozy.

21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
not sure

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